This One's For Mike

Denny's Beer Barrel Pub has a six pound burger that “you can actually get this meat monster for $23.95, load with all the fixins: Two whole tomatoes; A half-head of lettuce.12 slices of American cheese; A full cup of peppers; Two entire onions; Plus, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.” And one free trip to the restroom then to the hospital.